How has no one yet commented on the individual who only brushes their teeth approx 10 times per year?! PLEASE WASH YOUR SHEETS AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH PEOPLE. Ew
"I’m scared I won’t be surprised." Let's take a little step back and think about what behaviors we might want to reconsider if we want to be surprised, my friend!
No-washing veggie gang stand up
How has no one yet commented on the individual who only brushes their teeth approx 10 times per year?! PLEASE WASH YOUR SHEETS AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH PEOPLE. Ew
No cavities though might be up to something 🫣
You’re assuming he/she has gone to the dentist to find out
confessions while I drink my coffee - A+ morning. happy Monday!
"I’m scared I won’t be surprised." Let's take a little step back and think about what behaviors we might want to reconsider if we want to be surprised, my friend!
I look forward to reading these confessions every Monday!
Also - “I have a lot of friends, but I don’t have a friend”, I see you. Sending a virtual hug.
Love reading these and genuinely look forward to them every week!
you don't need to scrub your dishes. your dishes will thank you
Wait, how could they not tell us how they ruined their teeth? 5K in emergency dental work?