"I took myself out for dinner and befriended a lovely older couple. I didn't tell them one true thing about me."
One of my favorite activities when I'm flying alone is to befriend a random person and just make up random stories about myself and see how different people treat me.
Came up with a story about how I came into a bunch of money and was in Florida looking at investment properties, people ate that shit up.
wtf...why? Stop.
"I teach math… when a jerkoff kid does too well on a test, I have changed some of their answers to negative so I can mark it wrong"
Wow I literally came straight to the comments to say this! Thank you! The teacher is the real jerkoff here!!!
I really hope that one is a joke
"I took myself out for dinner and befriended a lovely older couple. I didn't tell them one true thing about me."
One of my favorite activities when I'm flying alone is to befriend a random person and just make up random stories about myself and see how different people treat me.
Came up with a story about how I came into a bunch of money and was in Florida looking at investment properties, people ate that shit up.
Sneakers at your wedding 🤮
I think Lewis Howes just did this at his wedding lol
wait what is “ham party?”
Whoever wrote, “I wanna start writing smut,” DO IT.
I just found out another ex has gotten married to the girl they dated right after me. I'm 5/5, and think it's why I've stopped dating.
Good luck chuck reboot