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Ok, but the people want to know which mattress we shouldn’t buy…

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Booking a trip just to feel something.

I relate to this so deeply.

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Life is just waiting for the next trip where you can reset yourself from everything you went through since the last trip you took.

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Hearing ‚Levels‘ for the first time would fix all of our current problems.

I‘ve been on a time Travel Journey through my youth Music Taste.

I now know I get sick to the stomach when I hear UKF dubstep, Bangarang still aged nicely, Swedish House Mafia was incredibly ahead of their time, wish I saw prime Miami2Ibiza, One SHM at a Ultra Festival.

And avicii is really missing in todays music world.

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The postal worker is literally my dream. I think about it all the time. I can't believe anyone else out there has the same weird dream I do.

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Just checked and the average salary is under $40k. That's what's killing this dream for me.

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You saved the best for last. The ankle monitor fuck is crazyyyy

Also…. Someone let the dog fart sniffer that I’m calling the cops…..right now.

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A few things. As someone who has dated a postal worker, that job is depressing and stressful as fuck. And he enjoyed taking that out on me. Also, you will not make a lot of money selling feet and panty pics (at first) because so many folks daydream of quitting their job and doing that, not realizing it's a *lot* of work

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