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Elizabeth Finley's avatar

Now I just want to see the full list of 12 kinds of guys.

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Rebecca Williams's avatar

Everyone should get to fuck a firefighter at least once.

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Donnie Azoff's avatar

I love the variety of these, the range is all over the place and I'm here for it. My secret resolution (because none of you know who I am) I want to be a better Fiancé, I'm getting married this year and I want this year to be the greatest year ever for my Fiancé and I.

Let's have a great year people! Cheers.

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Shawnee Von Mond's avatar

Is it outrageous that I would * happily* read all ~450 submissions over the course of the month? I wanna know what the people are doing👀😂

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Rebecca Williams's avatar

I can feel my dentist's disappointment every time, despite the lack of cavities. Really should change that.

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Margo's avatar

The smut and Ozempic ones are too real 😂

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