the way i have a fear of flies solely from the fact that it feels like they purposely buzz close to my ears as if they’re threatening to go inside, i wouldn’t be able to imagine enjoying the feeling of them crawling on my back
“If any of my coworkers ever leave food or drinks in the break-room fridge for too long I either (1) throw it in the trash or pour it out if it’s gone bad / expired, or (2) eat or drink it if it’s still unopened and hasn’t gone bad or take it home.”
I still remember the time I passed on free Bon Jovi tix. I would have had to fly two hours for it but flights were cheap enough and the band was still cool back then. Just. (Which is probably why seefilmfirst was giving out free tickets to fill the venue haha).
the housefly one really got me
That confession is what my nightmare fuel is made of
The way a startled at the second half of the confession🫠🫨
Can’t they just find a massage chair somewhere?! There must be a better way….
The flies are cheaper!
Someone check that person’s basement. I’m pretty sure they are a serial killer
the way i have a fear of flies solely from the fact that it feels like they purposely buzz close to my ears as if they’re threatening to go inside, i wouldn’t be able to imagine enjoying the feeling of them crawling on my back
Sammmmmmmeeee 🤢
meat thermometer one made me LOL -- I mean, we're not *not* meat...
That masters ticket one is awful what a terrible decision. That would haunt me for the rest of my life.
It was a stomach punch when I saw it.
I keep thinking “do you still have the same job?!” 😭 hopefully a lesson that work can wait!!
I am once again, hoping people get new friends/relationships. Life can be better than that y'all! 🫶🏾
HOUSELFIES NO THANK YOU JAIL TIME
THE FLIES ONE NO NOPE NOPE NOPE BC WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
Getting sunburned to feel something…oh man. That made me sad. Please use sunscreen!
I live for Sunday Confessions. Sometimes I try to wait till Monday so the Monday drag isn’t so awful. 😁
Wait did you guys miss the underwear one? She smells the crotch everyday! 🤢
“If any of my coworkers ever leave food or drinks in the break-room fridge for too long I either (1) throw it in the trash or pour it out if it’s gone bad / expired, or (2) eat or drink it if it’s still unopened and hasn’t gone bad or take it home.”
1 is totally valid; 2 is not. 🥲
I still remember the time I passed on free Bon Jovi tix. I would have had to fly two hours for it but flights were cheap enough and the band was still cool back then. Just. (Which is probably why seefilmfirst was giving out free tickets to fill the venue haha).