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Nicole Durham's avatar

I’m with the poster on the Morgan Wallen listener judgment!

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Brit Barnard's avatar

The boogers have gone beyond

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Melinda's avatar

Literally had to pause and close my eyes after reading because I didn’t want to internalize and get a tummy ache!

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Rian Beckham's avatar

BEYOND 😩😣

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A Brooks Brotha's avatar

The phone licker needs help

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Florian K's avatar

Seriously that’s so messed up. It’s literally like liking a pole in NYC subway stations

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Abby's avatar

curious if the person willing to give up their firstborn for a glass of champagne is a parent or if it's more of a rumpelstiltskin situation, LOL

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Danny M's avatar

“Going into a body of water counts as my shower for the day.” Close enough, welcome back John Duda.

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Kelly Thompson TNWWY's avatar

Haaaa that time I was strung out and mistook a broom closet with a stored commode for a bathroom. Oops!

It was an emergency! Sat down - did the deal - then starting noticing all the brooms and supplies…

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Jaime McAllen's avatar

I related to so many this week 😳

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Rebecca Williams's avatar

Lipstick on the wine glasses is WILD.

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