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Julie's avatar

I have never run to the comments of something to scream CLEAN YOUR LINT TRAP DUDE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE THIS IS NOT LIKE NOT CHANGING YOUR SHEETS

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Julie's avatar

AS A MATTER OF FACT i have no idea how long you have gone without cleaning your lint trap but if it is ANY length of time you need to have someone out to clean out your entire system so you DO NOT SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE holy shit this is not the move

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Krissie Pannullo's avatar

Seconding this! My coworker had a house fire because of not doing this. DO NOT BE LIKE MY COWORKER!!!

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Julie's avatar

also it makes your dryer work better do you want your shit to dry in one cycle or do you want to keep running it?

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Bree's avatar

I moved in with someone who never cleaned the lint tray before I moved in (I almost couldn’t get it out because of how much had accumulated) and just thought that it was normal for it to take 3-4 hour long cycles for clothes to dry.

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Katherine's avatar

Ran here for the same reason omg

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Abby's avatar

Looking forward to lint trap confession pt 2: "turns out i burned down my house..."

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Evan Parker's avatar

My top 3 Most "WTF" Confessions this week - all because these people don't love/trust their partners. Keep these coming Will, I swear every week my wife and I fall more in love because we're not these people.

1) "I lied to my husband about how bad he snores so sometimes I can make him take the couch and I have the whole bed to myself." - Are they in a Twin bed? Get a King, California King even. As someone who actually snores, this is heinous.

2) "I relish when my husband travels for work: watch what I want, cook what I love, walk around the house naked and get stoned." - Couples therapy? What a failure in communication, maybe even in husband selection.

3) "I lie to my boyfriend sometimes about my work travels/meetings so I can have alone time to do my girl things like mani/pedi." - Possibly get a new boyfriend? All I hear is men wishing they had more alone time to watch sports, play video games, work on their cars...does he not let her get her own mani/pedi? WTF.

These 3 blew my mind.

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Sam's avatar

I didn’t quite realize how many people hide things in their relationships.

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Michael's avatar

I can relate to the everything bagel confession

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Lindsey Kramer's avatar

I’ve been wanting fancy laundry detergent. Inspired.

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J. Wynona's avatar

The bathroom blowout is one of my worst fears!

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