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"I was at a bachelorette party this weekend and accidentally pooped on the floor. One of the girls went in after and found it. I didn’t know how to confess so I said it wasn’t me." How the fuck... seriously how?? Like you left a whole Lincoln log on the ground or like a nugget?

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Hello from Louisville, a city that loves an excuse to day drink and where Derby actually started last Tuesday and went right through Cinco and nobody’s right today

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