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Sara Kay's avatar

the high I just got seeing that mine made the list wowowoww incredible way to start the work week tbh

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Evan Parker's avatar

Brave, very brave. You couldn't waterboard this information out of me.

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Sara Kay's avatar

😇 I find it to be the perfect thing that people can only guess which one it is!

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debo's avatar

Pleeeeeeeeeeez say it’s that colostrum-laden breast milk creamer. Such a genius move

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Sara Kay's avatar

I can't have kids - so :/ not quite!!

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Evan Parker's avatar

I'm a millennial and I've loved confessions for the longest time because my life is standard/satisfied (I'm not special and that's okay, I wash my sheets weekly). Every site from FML to Texts From Last Night, I've been a fan of until they got filled with bots and fakes. I'm so happy this exists.

Top 3 wildest confessions in no particular order are:

- "My husband just got back from visiting his brother for 10 days. I missed him, but I think I miss the tidy house I had while he was gone more." I feel like these people got married as a life checkpoint, not love.

- "My bf thinks we are flying back home together, but I’m breaking up with him and on a separate flight." Sorry, I'm assuming this is a woman, and if the roles were reversed there'd be calls to hang him.

- "I put breast milk in my husbands coffee because I was over his weak immune system and him always being “sick.” No sickness since I started 6 months ago." You know it's 2025 when my first thought was - "I hope it's her breast milk."

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Rebecca Williams's avatar

Seriously, the girlfriend sounds like a sociopath and I hope her soon-to-be ex finds someone great in the near future.

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debo's avatar

Haha omg

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Florian K's avatar

To the person paying the astrologer:

That’s what they are for, strengthening your POV and not having to self reflect.

Maybe just maybe, the therapy is better than believing in random star constellations featuring on a deck of cards.

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Rebecca Williams's avatar

She might not have a problem with shorter men! I never did. Don't count yourself out.

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Carla Sanchez Silva's avatar

I also want to be a F1 wife

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Margo's avatar

Go another round with that girl!

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Summer's avatar

It's so fulfilling ' knowing I'm not the only weird perso~n

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