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Bree's avatar

Dear Aspirational Martini Girly: a lemon twist is a 100% acceptable martini garnish any bartender worth their salt will respect. As a fellow olive hater, I hope this helps ya out 👏

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Elizabeth's avatar

It’s also acceptable to have no garnish. I’m allergic to olives and knowing most citrus isn’t washed and is overly handled in a bar, hard pass on the lemon peel.

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Melinda's avatar

Blue cheese olives are my saving grace

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Eric's avatar

Worried sick about the nonshowering while traveling person’s seat mates on planes.

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Georgètte's avatar

Right? And this is why airport clothes should come at the door and straight into the laundry.

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Jaime McAllen's avatar

I really feel the water bottle thing. If my husband drinks from mine, I’m done.

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Margo's avatar

To the girl who wants to quit her job, maybe don’t, but write that smut novel. 👏🏻👏🏻

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Cole Palmer's avatar

Didn't know Tim Walz read Sunday Scaries

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Rebecca Williams's avatar

Kendall Jenner is forever reminding me that I can and should be way hotter.

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Tangier's avatar

This reminded me that I must get caught up with White Lotus.

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Will deFries's avatar

Was too afraid of falling asleep during the episode last night, cannot *wait* to do this tonight.

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Tangier's avatar

I hope you watched last week’s episode! Currently catching up on last night’s!

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Tangier's avatar

Yes, I attempted to catch up, but I wasn't going to be able to give it my full attention. Glad, to know I am not alone.

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