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"I met a guy last night that has it ALL. Checks all the boxes but when we kissed our first kiss, he couldn't kiss. AT ALL. I was stabbed in the mouth with his tongue. Can that be fixed? Asking the audience."

Literally a Sex and the City episode. Based on that - no. Based on personal experience - also no.

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‼️ seconded

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"I’m a fresh 26 year old lawyer who is sleeping with a prosecutor, a criminal defense attorney and a judges law clerk who all work in the same court system… I met them all when I was an intern and they are all in their late 30s / early 40s."

I say this from a pure business prospective, but I would write everything down this could be a good book especially with all the Smut novels floating around..

Not terrible this week, officiated a wedding over the weekend so feeling good!

Let's a have a good week people!

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My pillows are labeled HIS and HERS...ain't no way they are getting mixed up!

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