Sunday Confessions: 7-28-24
"I made out with an 18 year old in the bar last night… I’m 28."
Sunday evening. I’m not sure why, but I felt compelled to dive in to this week’s confessions earlier than I normally do. Perhaps it’s my own anxiety seeking refuge in the anxiety of others, or perhaps I’m just trying to lighten my responsibilities in the morning so I can have a light and enjoyable Monday.
Or maybe it’s simply a combination of both.
While it’s possible I’m delirious, I have to say, a lot of this week’s confessions made me smile — which, as longtime readers know, isn’t normally the case.
Enjoy.
I’ve been catching up on vanderpump rules all weekend and now questioning my own relationship, even though we’re fine.
i’m super sad and i’m tired of feeling this way. i’m about to go on a trip and do something i’ve always wanted to do and now that it’s almost here i’m feeling more lonely and sad
texted 3 of my exes yesterday.
Visited Chicago, lost 5 lbs from being hungover and throwing up everyday.
Forgot to pee before I left bar to walk home. Couldn’t make it. Squatted between two cars. No regrets.
Have an ongoing Instagram flirtation with someone I barely know from college (we graduated over 15 years ago). Wishing it actually becomes something serious.
Yesterday I found out my roommate is hooking up with my ex and has been the whole summer.
I want to be a NYC girlie so bad.
I’m think I’m still in love with the married man I met on a trip and secretly dated for almost a year. I haven’t spoken to him in almost two years but I think he was my soulmate and don’t know if I will ever truly get over him.
I pretended to be asleep just so my husband can go walk the dogs. It’s lazy Sunday for a reason.
I love my kids but I really miss going to the bathroom by myself.
I have a huge crush on a gym mate and I think he does too. He has a girlfriend but he never mentioned her so hoping they’ll break up. Loving how delusional I am.
One of my best friends admitted her husband was having an affair last night and I had taken a gardening gummy an hour before, it was all I could do not to laugh.
I haven’t watched any of the Olympics because there’s too much going on and I don’t know what time anything airs. It all feels too overwhelming to keep up with.
Staying with my friend for 12 days, today I pretended to be asleep until she got up so I could watch TikTok and read my book for an hour un utter silence and it was AMAZING.
I made out with an 18 year old in the bar last night… I’m 28.
Taking a mental health week off to visit my favorite mussel spot.
I’m on a group vacation with my husband’s group of friends. I absolutely cannot stand his best friend’s wife. She is the most annoying and obnoxious person I have ever met.
My husband sleeps in until 11am every weekend and it makes me so annoyed and it makes me feel less attracted to him.
All I want to do is talk to her all day long. About everything, and nothing at all.
I love that I love my grey hairs and the petty bitch in me loves that my MIL covered hers up for a long time because she was vain about hers.
I’ve spent my entire life working towards building my ideal life. My job, my friends, my marriage, it’s all everything I’ve ever wanted. I’ve never felt more depressed or stuck than I do right now.
I think I’m in not one, but two situationships.
Dating two guys in two different cities that I frequently visit. Neither of them know and I don’t know what to do.
Best sex this morning and last night. Off to work out. Then read a book in Central Park. Sunday doesn’t have to suck.
Broke no contact with ex after one margarita lol
My toxic trait is I’m convinced I would’ve been great at being a DCC cheerleader. I quit dance for religious reasons as a teen though. And I think about it every day.
To those who are miserable in a relationship… life is too short. Blow up your life. It’ll be extremely difficult a first, but so worth it in the end. Sincerely, Happily Divorced as of July 23.
I have no fucking idea what "AMA" stands for your in your posts every Wednesday and at this point I'm too scared to ask.
I have no hair on my head, and got a temporary tattoo on my head. Forgot about it. Went to work at the hospital today. The patient I was seeing asked me who’s dirty thirty it was. Then it hit me… there was an inappropriate (temporary) tattoo on my bald ass head.
Acquaintance sub-tweeted about me/my house, so I passive aggressively liked ALL their posts around it so they knew I saw it.
Realized this weekend my girlfriends really just don’t care about me - they don’t invite me / forget to text me about things / don’t respond when I text the group - really feeling down about myself.
I started therapy again and I hate it!
I lowkey wish that the guy I’ve been talking to won’t work out so I can use the depression to kickstart my weight-loss and find myself a rich man.
My husband and I have not been intimate for over 4 years. I’m not a cheater, but I have needs.
I drank so much champagne last night. Waking up I feel like a shriveled dried up prune and have blisters on my feet from breaking in my new loubs. Send help.
I am so tired of worrying about money all the time.
I’ve never had an espresso martini.
Moved almost 7000 miles away to be with him. Living in an airbnb. Working US hours with a corporate background on Zoom. Wild summer.
For the past two years, I’ve been hesitant to ask this girl out. I think now is the time to do it.
Stumbled across a guy on instagram I have never met and we’re already a couple in my head.
I got separated 3 months ago. Completely unsatisfied sexually and emotionally. A week after separating, I met a guy. The guy I have manifested all my life. He has a GF. We became friendly on social. He DMs me way past “friendly” hours. Crushing hard. I also can’t stand his GFs name is so similar to mine. FUN TIMES!
In a fading situationship, fear I am becoming hard to get ~rid of~
No Scaries for once. Groceries, quick sweat, candle is lit (trimmed wick), apt cleaned, edible down the hatch. 1 (one) glass of Pinot incoming. 3:45pm.
I am so exhausted by the division in the States. I don’t want to hear anyone or anything.
I’m not a good friend right now. This isn’t on purpose. I’m just really sad all the time and don’t have the capacity to reach out.
I can’t shut up. I speak more about my life than I should just to keep a conversation going and it makes me feel socially awkward afterwards.
My side gig is taking over and my full-time boss hates it. Going to be sick this week and focus on the side gig because soon I just won't be able to stomach going back to the full-time.
I’ve submitted confessions before saying “I need to breakup with him” and today I did it. It hurt and I cried but damn I’ve never been more proud of myself.
I love my partner but holy shit having to compromise on literally everything drives me up the wall. Sometimes I wish I were single to just have unilateral decision making power. But, then I feel guilty because I know I’m really lucky to have a partner who wants to be involved in so many aspects of our shared life.
I’m not ready to return to work Tuesday as a teacher. 8 weeks off changed my perspective how I want to live life. Tonight, movies and cava.
I, a 37-year-old female, had a vacation affair with the 24-year-old guy. Oh, we were all in the same tour group. Which included his parents and brother. Chef’s kiss.
I am turning in my two weeks notice tomorrow without a job lined up. And I haven’t warned my husband.
Not my confession but my co-worker drunk Teams messaged everyone yesterday. He just said “luv u guys” to our 35-person team.
4-year anniversary is coming up. Not sure if my partner loves me still or is using me to support them.
i’m not over weight but i really want to do ozempic