Sunday Confessions: 6-9-24

"I used AI to write my MOH wedding speech. Not a dry eye in the house."

Okay, I can actually start with a confession this week.

For the last few weeks, I’ve been toying around with the idea of releasing something called Fiction Friday as a way to get some ideas out of my brain and onto paper. While I enjoyed writing Things Girls Do After Graduation, I have a need to write… well, something else.

The issues with this idea are as follows: I can’t guarantee I’d ever finish any storyline, I can’t guarantee I’ll even continue any ideas that I initially write, and some weeks just may get oUt ThErE because it’s a creative excercise.

If this is actually of interest, I need a nudge in the right direction in the form of comments.

This week’s confessions —

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Hooked up with my upstairs neighbor — he’s a hot grandpa.

I did self checkout at Home Depot and paid for less items than I bought because I felt Home Depot was overpriced.

I’m selling my house but I think I hate my realtor.

My husband’s boss invited us over for dinner last night with him and his wife. He sat in his chair with one leg draped over the arm rest and his crotch just angled at me the whole night while I had to listen to them talk and eat.

I met up with my ex last week and it surprisingly went very well. It’s been about two years since we broke up and we’ve both have had a lot of growth in our twenties. He spent the night (we did not hook up) and it was the first time I slept through the night with a man since we separated. I know people separated and get back together all the time, but I can’t help but feel stupid for considering getting back together.

Don’t remember washing my face after getting home for drinks, yet the pillow is clean. Had 3 drinks, 2 with gin 1 with whiskey. The headache is here to remind me. The bars were crowded with people at least 10 years younger.. just going to do my laundry for today.

I knowingly f*cked a flat earther, multiple times over two days. It was great s*x though.

Giving up alcohol soon bc I just can’t socially drink. This makes me sad.

Told a guy I want to bang that I'm 28. I'm 38.

Went on a work trip out of the country. Everyone says I’m so lucky and would have so much fun. It was the opposite of fun and I wished I was home for most of it.

The loml met me after recurring constipation became a regular thing for me, ruining many a weekend (like this one), and he’s the sweetest about it but I wish wish wish that he knew me before my hot girl tummy problems era. It wasn’t always this way!

Dumped after 7 years, living together still. Waiting for it to get better.

Hooked up with my mate’s mum.

I love my job but the lack of money is killing me. Feeling like my options are torn between passion and money.

Therapy, eating well and hitting the gym. My glow up is starting to show. Have a GF of 3 months but I like to flirt with other ladies and sometime question should I really have a GF during the summer.

I feel so guilty about not going to the gym last week.

FIL bragging about his weight loss through his workout regimen. I just found his Ozempic shots hidden in the back of the fridge.

Knew for a while that I’m bi, but I just slept with a woman for the first time this week… happy pride xx

My soon to be sister in law got engaged after me and is getting married before me. Sounds petty but I’m peeved.

I don’t think I enjoy drinking anymore, but my friend group socializes solely over alcohol.

I’m happy that my best friend has found a boyfriend that is good for her, I just wish t hiatal she wasn’t so obnoxious about it. Also that they wouldn’t ditch me at concerts, forgetting that I left my purse in their car.

Got laid off yesterday, and this morning I'm happiest I've been in months.

I’ve been in a situationship with my best friend for over a year. I’m totally in love with him and it’s not mutual.

I’ve been sexting with a coworker.
He’s 50, I’m 31. We’re both married.
It all started with a happy hour after work.
I like him. Send help.

I take money from my husband w/ o telling him all the time.

Why does everyone need a separate insta for each hobby? You can post your dog, wine drinking, needlepoint, and foodie stuff on your main.

Saw a guy in a dark af bar reading and journaling at 11pm. My friend and I thought it was so funny how obvious he wanted attention. I realized it was an old fling who ghosted me. I went to take a sneaky pic and my flash went off. I left the bar and he texted me letting me know he caught on. Such a fever dream.

I've got a work crush that makes Monday's exciting.

I'm OUTRAGED about you saying Aperol Spritz is out.

I’ve lied about what I do for work for the past few years and its made me realize how little people care or ask follow up questions.

I’m 32 years old and still don’t really know what I want to do to make a living. Thank goodness I am good at what I do to be able to pay the bills, but I want to be somewhere else….I don’t know what or where. It makes me feel less confident with no true direction.

I have a terrible spending habit. Blew a $100k inheritance on nothing important, and this year dug myself out of $40K of credit card debt and always imagine what my life would’ve been like if I didn’t have this addiction.

I wish all these people having sex/affairs with their bosses knew what an abuse of power it is by the boss. It's not actually a way to advance; they're being used.

I just want a man to kiss me. Really hard.

I love my dog so fcking much

Had an anxiety attack at a concert last night that I had been looking forward to for months, and my scaries are at an all time high thinking about what my friends might think of me now.

I think I am in love with a friend's boyfriend.

Secretly flew back home (NYC) for the weekend from San Diego with Hinge date I met Friday night — hid from family and friends.

Sometimes I initiate morning sex just so I can relax, get bloated from a whole pint of ice cream, a whitening strip and all the face cream that night and know I will not be bothered. We’re in our 30s with two under 2, twoaday romps are far behind us.

My partner moved back to the UK, I don’t know what to do next.

I slept with my ex husband who broke my heart. And he’s currently dating a 25 year old.

I only get hit on by married men and it’s driving me insane. Is there something wrong with me?

Very niche - I love Goose but their fans on social media are insufferable and talk about them like they’ve been around for 25 years. Get a life dorks. Also Phish sucks.

The guy I’ve been pining over for almost a year is finally making an effort to see me and take me out; but I just met my dream man elsewhere. We’re inseparable and I know this one is forever. The first guy has no idea and I know it will crush him. Oh well. You snooze you lose.

I used AI to write my MOH wedding speech. Not a dry eye in the house.

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