Sunday Confessions: 6-23-24
"I got banned from the grocery store for six months."
Thursday: Work trip to Scottsdale. Friday: Last-minute move to go to Dead and Company at Sphere in Las Vegas. Saturday: Early flight, dad duty, late group dinner. Sunday: Boat day.
To say that I’m gassed would be an understatement. My shoulders are more sunburned than I’m willing to admit to my dermatologist. It’s one of those “I can’t wait to go to bed tonight” Mondays where I bet I have trouble sleeping. Can’t wait.
Let’s get into this week’s confessions so we can ignore the fact that there was no Sunday Digest yesterday.
I think I hate everyone?
I dry humped a guy in a parking lot.
It’s hard to sit back and watch the happy social media posts when you know the reality.
Sometimes I initiate morning sex with my husband just to get it out of the way so I can go about the rest of my day unbothered.
I still text with dudes I used to date because I like the attention. Been in a relationship for over a year.
Spent the weekend with my childhood best friend and things just didn’t feel the same. Kinda sucks.
Stayed at a hotel for a bachelorette party and one of the other girls definitely used my towel.
Trusted a fart that turned out to be a shart. Visiting a friend in Colorado. Was standing on the bath mat before stepping into the shower. A toot turned out to be a turd. Had to mission impossible a plan to make the bath mat disappear.
My husband has been on a business trip. Realizing I don’t actually miss him when he’s gone.
hooked up with a coworker over the weekend and praying that it doesn’t get out because i alsoooo am receiving nice gifts from the CEO and i don’t want that to end either lol
Feeling really stuck right now. Everyone around me is getting married, dating new people and getting new jobs, while I’ve been stuck at my dead end job and been on the job hunt for three years now with no prospects. Trying to remain positive but it’s becoming harder and harder when everyone one else around me seems to getting everything I want.
I’m in love with a man and the man feels the same about me. But we can’t be together, not in this lifetime.
I work in a courtroom and can't stop dreaming about a judge who's old enough to be my father. I honestly need therapy.
Intern followed me on social media last week. I forgot and she saw me smoking weed on my story this weekend. I live in Texas.
My brother constantly complains about my parents only watching his kids twice a week when they rarely if ever watch mine, mostly because they’re burnt out from his. I really want to tell him he’s a selfish asshole.
Got hammered at boyfriend’s work party last night, invited them all to our house for dinner tonight. Having the worst hangxiety and watching everyone I know’s wedding insta stories as I rot.
I know I have to break up my 10 year old relationship, but can’t find the courage to destroy the other person’s life.
My boss used to be my friend, discovered she’s a sneaky snake and blocked her on instagram. Still have to see her at the office tho.
Half my friends forgot my birthday. Including the one I live with.
My best friend planned a trip to Europe with her boyfriend and another couple even though we chatted about going together for two years. Being single sucks.
Took a day off of work to go on a weekend trip with a guy I work with.
I got a new job and I have a month to figure out how to do what I said I could do in the interview lmao
Going back to school and getting another degree so I can switch careers and make more money. Only my close friends and family know. Doing this while keeping my current job and without my current supervisor’s/company's consent. Might the most anxious and scared I’ve ever felt.
I’m falling for a man I’ve never met in person. We’ve been pen pals (texting) for two months… Nervous it won’t be the same IRL.
My friend has a huge crush on me, and I don’t feel the same way. But I still let him pay for my entire vacation, and I kind of want to do it again. He knows I don’t like him, but he keeps offering to fly me places.
I always used to skip over scanning items at the self checkout at the grocery store, which escalated to just walking out of the store with a bag full of groceries, not paying for anything. I got caught once and got out of it by telling the security guy and police officer I was really high and zoned out. I got banned from the grocery store for six months.
Just found out I’m 5 weeks pregnant and due in Feb 2025…. And we’re in the middle of planning our wedding which is booked for Apr 2025. Blessed but oh so stressed!!
He has a girlfriend. But flirting with him feels like the sun on my face and I have no plans to stop.
I just saw my bf’s ex in a bathing suit and I’m never eating food again.
I creep on my girlfriend’s watch bc I’m convinced she will cheat on me. She made a “secret” date this week with a coworker for next week to go on an hike and she doesn’t know I know.
I choked on a hard candy at work on Thursday. My work is hybrid, so I don’t return to the office until tomorrow, the first time post-incident. My boss helped me. Another coworker didn’t do anything. I knew I didn’t like that person!
I came across my ex on Bumble and Blocked and Reported him. Bumble told me that they removed him from their platform. I feel happy that he can’t do what he did to me to anyone else, but I also feel bad for taking part in his loss of this outlet to find his person, but also I don’t really believe that Bumble actually removed him..
I have one group of friends whose free time revolves around drinking, and another group who don’t need to drink that much because they’re two edibles in before they get to us. There’s never any sober time. What are they all hiding from?
I used to dread Mondays; but I gave up caring about my job and picked up a side hustle for more money during office hours.
I studied molecular biology but I'm basically a professional emailer. I wonder if I will ever contribute anything of scientific value to the world, it makes me sad to imagine that I won't.
I don’t think I’m cut out for the job I have but I can’t leave and be unemployed again. I don’t think I’ll ever live up to the standard they have set. I’m trying my hardest.
I’m dressing “sick” for jury duty tomorrow in hopes they don’t pick me.
About to turn 37, not sure how I got here, pretty sure I might be having a midlife crisis?
I complain about my job a lot but I actually really like what I do. I guess I just dislike having to deal with people and correcting their mistakes. I also know I’m dramatic and tend to take things personal when they're not lol
Decided to have some garden drinks last night instead of alcohol, had a panic attack and sent myself home early.
Spent the weekend away with my girlfriend wishing I was in the city with my ex-boyfriend.
I’m caught in the middle of some messy friend drama and I hate it. Why can’t we all just get along?
Spent $500 at Anthropology after I told my husband I was paying off my credit cards.
I made a hit&run pm saturday night but I felt really bad so today I went back and take responsibility for my act. I feel realy ashamed.
Married and very happy but I do miss flirting.
I was so hungover and anxious Saturday morning that I puked in the McDonalds bathroom. When asked if I was alright I told the woman in the bathroom I had morning sickness.
Had a threesome with another couple and I don’t regret a thing. Best 3 hours of my life.