Sunday Confessions: 2-22-26

"I’m trying to set up my boss to get sued."

Welcome to Sunday Confessions. Each Sunday through Sunday Scaries Instagram stories, readers submit their totally-anonymous confessions. Because sometimes it just feels good to get off your chest.

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Is Wuthering Heights the new Heated Rivalry when it comes to confessions? Based on this week’s volume on confessions about it, I think so.

Here are all of this week’s confessions.

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Sometimes I push in the passenger side window of the car next to me if they park poorly, just so they’ll have to get out of their car to go fix it before they drive away. I hope it causes them as much frustration as not being able to get into my driver’s side causes me.

Last week I cut my hair off and it was something I should have done five years ago.

i beat a dead horse (figuratively) and talked so much shit about the same person this week and i’ve never felt better. fuck you claire.

Married to a doctor. I’m using their connections to get on Ozempic and I don’t even feel remotely bad about it.

I’m developing feelings for a coworker. The other night he told me he loves me but I keep trying to fight it because dating people you work with never goes well. I feel like a bad person.

Fucked my boyfriend in his car parked in my parents’ neighborhood.

I’m breaking up with New York City and the dog shit-infested streets.

I think we should give Punch a gun.

What the hell am I supposed to watch every night without the Winter Olympics?

A guy I had been seeing ghosted me so I did witchcraft on him. That’ll teach him.

I’m in a full relationship with a coworker. I’m the Regional HR Manager.

I offered the man I’m seeing a delicious sex act in return for a left ballot — vote blue so your balls aren’t.

My spouse loves to DIY home projects, but they’re terrible at it.

Slept with my 25 y/o neighbor two months ago. I’m 37. Can’t stop thinking about it. The kind of mistake you replay not regret.

My hen do fractured all my friendships and now the wedding is over no one has bothered to keep in touch.

Canada’s national anthem at any sporting event is way more lit than America’s. We need to step up our game.

I was so desperate to get broccoli out of my front teeth at work I used my hair to floss.

My favorite yoga poses are the ones that make me feel like a hood ornament.

Had another sex dream about my mean boss.

I asked my husband to do some of things to me that Heathcliff did to Cathy in Wuthering Heights. Toxic? Maybe. Hot? Definitely.

Was charging my vibrators on the kitchen counter and the maintenance man saw them and said, “Wow, colorful.”

Having the full weight of him on top of me would make me feel so, so much better.

I’m the friend everyone cancels on.

Can’t stop crying about this monkey and his stuffed animal.

i almost asked my att tech if he was dtf but then i saw his wedding ring

my coworker ate me out on an empty desk and i’ve thought about it everyday since.

Had the horniest weekend. Wuthering Heights, men’s Olympic hockey, and multiple hotel sex seshes with the husband. Exhausted but satiated.

My girlfriend’s parents show up announced after 8pm at least twice a week and they literally monologue for two hours straight. I would sooner jump in front of a bus than put on a face at this point.

A colleague and I had sex today. It was all going well up until the actual act. Now I fear things will be awkward between us and he might blab about it at work. He’s showering as I’m writing this. Sunday scaries are hitting hard right now. Send help.

Lied to my boss I was feeling sick to not go in. Now I actually feel sick and need to go in.

I’m writing a novel and my husband doesn’t believe in me at all and jokingly calls me JK Rowling and it fucking hurts.

I have two extra nipples.

My Christmas tree is still up bc I don’t want to ask some dumbass man to help me take it down.

Whenever I get someone’s address I immediately Zillow it and see how much they paid for it

My SIL is doing better financially than I and it pisses me off.

I was secretly hoping Canada would win the men’s hockey game….I feel like USA doesn’t deserve anything right now.

My wife is unequivocally and completely addicted to her phone. I used to not care all that much but now with a young child and basically no free time it’s driving me crazy.

I bought the limited edition Wuthering Heights soundtrack on vinyl. I don’t own a record player.

i don’t care about that fucking monkey.

Thinking bout downloading some apps just to flirt with the guys for attention.

I got a boob job this week and I’m obsessed with Heated Rivalry. Those are the only two topics I want to talk about.

I’m trying to set up my boss to get sued.

I fantasize about fictional characters from my suspense romance books when I hook up with my boyfriend.

Drunkenly met and hooked with a girl inside a KFC last week — there is a video of me licking chicken grease off her hands, it was actually so hot.

My situationship had me folded up in his office after hours. Slightly turned on, slightly worried there’s footage somewhere.

I really like my girlfriend.

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