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Aleigh Porter's avatar

If you’re the person with the family handbook…RUN. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Mia Joelle's avatar

Do NOT marry the "family handbook" guy.

Abby's avatar

Started out thinking the Life360 mandatory surveillance was the craziest part of the family handbook situation but now I'm realizing FIVE HOLIDAYS PER YEAR?? I literally cannot even think of 5 annual holidays that families get together for but that clearly means you'd never see your own family again on Christmas or Thanksgiving or even Labor Day probably. Please get out of there and update us, we're rooting for you!

Nicole's avatar

Came here to say this.

Anayzah Thomas's avatar

The D&D one is so wholesome. I hope they are having the best day

Michael's avatar

Same!! I wish I was that person and it brought joy to see them happy

Rebecca Williams's avatar

Family handbook guy is never going to stand up for you.

Kelsie's avatar

Tire center one - about 12 years ago I got a discount on a brand new pair of skis this way. (I still have the skis.) Go for it.

vody's avatar

solid start to the month

Anna Osinski's avatar

I am so glad other commenters feel the same way about warning the poor "family handbook" fiance. Chilling stuff. They should write a horror movie about this family

Tina's avatar

Family handbook is insane! Run!

Sonja's avatar

The family handbook is one thing, and everyone already said it (CALL OFF THE WEDDING) but another big red flag that the fiancee thinks nothing of it... your parents want to track where you are at all times???

Rainbow Roxy's avatar

Hey, great read as always. I'm so curious about the internal algorithm that balences the 'glad' and 'hates it' feelinngs when your partner has lots of female friends, it's like a real-time sentiment analysis paradox.

Florian K's avatar

Only positive thing I can see with the handbook guy is, a family with rules like this, has to be freaking loaded.

Might as well take the bag and leave in 3 years if only the family is crazy and he is chill.

But I’m also speaking from a guys perspective so take it with a spoon full of salt.