Sunday Confessions: 12-22-24

"I’m living a Hannah Montana life but in a different font."

Welcome to Sunday Confessions. Each Sunday through Sunday Scaries Instagram stories, readers submit their totally-anonymous confessions. Because sometime it just feels good to get off your chest.

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Well, this will probably be the final newsletter of the year from Sunday Scaries unless I sneakily find some extra time (and inspiration) over the holidays. When I began doing Sunday Confessions in January of this year, I had no idea I’d still be doing them to end the year as well. While some of you submit some incredibly deranged things, I’ve enjoyed being the sounding board for so many confessions over the last year. Most of the time.

Anyway, now for this week’s confessions.

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“Love Actually” is truly the worst Christmas movie out there. Like Professor Snape cheating on his wife? No.

Every time I’m in a car with a guy from work, I want to make out with them for some reason.

I legit rigged the office secret Santa so I could spoil my favorite co-worker and not get written up for favoritism since I am his direct supervisor. In this I also made sure my least favorite co-worker was chosen by the office letdown who is notorious for the worst gifts.

If my high school’s biggest theater kid can run a half marathon, I can run a half marathon. Signing up soon.

While so many of my friends are off for the holiday week, I have to work all week and the fact I have to talk to my manager makes me want to jump from the 21st floor.

I think my sister-in-law is faking all of her newly found food allergies while simultaneously traumatizing her children from her marriage's "trial" separation. All so she could date a dad who is newly divorced in her daughter's class.

I’m hooking up with a 27-year-old, I’m 42. He’s so dramatic but the sex is amazing.

My sister told me she’s saved $70k, I’ve got $4k in savings and feel so ashamed.

When I blow-dry my hair, I’ll use the dryer to push all of the loose strands on the ground into a pile and then put it in the trash. Lazy, yet efficient.

Gonna miss TikTok because I really have no family and I like watching other people in their homes. Makes me feel not so alone.

Found my gift from my husband and it's way better than what I got him. Scrambling to find/think of something better in less than 48 hours until we exchange gifts. And I work the next 2 days.

Always give my in-laws the less impressive and less exciting gifts to buy from the kid's Christmas list so they like my parents (gifts) better.

My friends think I’m hooking up with a coworker. I’m not but my life is boring otherwise and I like one of the friends and it makes her jealous so I just keep letting them believe it.

I’m a teacher and the hands down best part of this school year are the DILFs. They’re so hot…and so are the things they do to me in my fantasies.

I cleaned my vibrators off on the hand towel my roommate and I both use.

Morning coffee, morning high, no Sunday Scaries.

Earlier this year I submitted a confession saying “I hope my boyfriend proposes to me this year” updating that he did this month on our 2 year anniversary!

At my office Christmas party last week, I watched my married 60-year-old male boss simp and flirt at (not with!) the new 33-year-old female partner and felt so much secondhand embarrassment I had to leave the table.

I’m supposed to work on Christmas Eve so I can’t fly home and everyone is sad I’m alone on Christmas. I’m so excited to be alone I can’t wait.

I buy garden gnomes and put them around my bedroom because I’m oddly turned on by them watching me.

Women should really run the FBI. The things I find out from a simple Google search. If you’re reading this, I know you lost your job!

Yesterday I did an “anger ritual” for my ex and hit a punching bag for 30 minutes while my girl friends hyped me up and called him a loser and it was great. If anyone here is having a bad time, go let your anger out.

found out my ex situationship has a new girl due to a beli notification. naturally I stalked her ig. she is wayyyy cooler than me.

My sister in law is really mean to my family and just announced she is pregnant. I hope that she gains a lot of weight and has terrible skin after the fact.

I save the prettiest and best wrapping paper for people in my family that I like the most. The ugly cheap stuff is saved for family that pissed me off this year.

I had plans to get coffee with a friend that I haven’t seen in over ten years that I’ve always had a secret thing for. I was beyond excited. After being asked to push it out three times I finally said fuck it. Cried in my bedroom and deleted his number.

I tried skiing for the first time with my boyfriend who is an avid skier and hated it and started crying because I thought he was going to break up with me.

I’m sleeping with my ex of two years over the holiday's because I’m lonely.

My brother requested we stay sober while staying at his home for four days. So I nervously flew with a shit ton of edibles to survive my family.

I fake being afraid of turbulence on a plane for attention.

if i wasn’t with my current boyfriend, i would sit on my guy best friends face.

Going to play a Christmas drinking game. Anytime anyone ask why I’m not pregnant or when I’m going to have babies, down my whole drink in front of them.

Are my smut novels giving me unrealistic expectations or is my sex life really that boring?

I've been secretly taking voice lessons so I can crush it at our local karaoke dive bar during this holiday break.

My chronically-online dad keeps posting racist boomer shit. Gonna report his account. I already know I'll regret nothing.

I had sex with a man who was 38 years older than me last night. It was better than anything I’ve had in a long time and he could have been my father.

I told everyone I'm off instagram but I still log in on my desktop and just don't watch anyone's stories.

I’m single and have two close friends that are a couple. And I lowkey have crushes on both and wish I could be their third sometimes.

I ordered extra Taco Bell for lunch so I could have it for dinner too.

I’m ending 2024 with 67k in credit card debt.

I’m the maid of honor for a friend I can’t stand.

Spent 4 hours researching on what the global collapse will look like in a span of 25 years. I’m not doing well.

I gave my boyfriend of 6 months a Christmas gift and he didn’t get me anything or even apologize for not getting me anything.

Hooked up with a 33-year-old just to get free lamp chops.

Newly separated. Hooking up with my male yoga teacher. Mind blowing.

lowkey pissed he missed out how I looked on my IG stories all weekend

I’m living a Hannah Montana life but in a different font.

made out with one of my best friends brother. at a wedding.

My condo building has a shared laundry space and if I’m out of bleach or dryer sheets I will help myself to my neighbor’s.

I want to be dramatic and ask her if she still loves me between Christmas and New Years.

I booked a flight to Italy for Christmas because I would rather drink wine with an Italian hottie instead of go home to my crazy family.

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