Sunday Confessions: 1-5-25

"I did dry January last year so I’m feeling exempt this year."

I said it yesterday on Instagram Stories but I’ll say it again here: The first Sunday before going back to the office after Christmas is the worst Sunday of the year and it’s not particularly close. This week’s submissions all but confirmed that by their sheer volume — about a 100% increase in submissions.

How’d my Worst Sunday of the Year go? Well, my Detroit Lions won but I also had to confront a couple thousand dollars worth of fraud charges. Mindset is steady going into Monday.

Here are this week’s confessions.

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If I feel this good after four days of Dry January should I just never drink again?

My ex got engaged to another woman 10 months after we broke up. And now they’ve broken up. The ex/fiancé and I have been in contact and I totally adore her and we hate our ex together. Sounds petty (and it is) but it’s nice to vent together.

My ex never made me orgasm. We were together for 4 years.

I’ve been sleeping with my boss’s daughter. Not even ashamed, it’s incredible.

we are not financially ready to have a baby but i know that my husband’s family will fully support financially and it’s making me want to risk it for the biscuit.

Realized it wasn’t love it was a trauma bond!

I sometimes wish my adopted sibling had not been adopted by my parents.

My best friend broke up with me over a careless meme share, revealing an ocean of resentment she never mentioned before.

I scheduled my wisdom tooth removal for tomorrow just to get one more day off from work.

This is a little late, but I broke my nose at my office holiday party. I managed to flee and no one saw, though. Home office saved me on the following days.

Had a sex dream about Tucker Carlson.

I’ve been absolutely feral over the holidays, staying up all hours of the night waiting for him to text me and supremely unimpressed that he hasn’t since my NYE thirst trap I put out for him. Excited to get back into a schedule though.

My therapist told me my relationship issues aren’t my fault and it’s my partner, but asked if I wanted to continue our sessions. I said yes because it’s nice to yap about how right I am.

Sometimes I watch porn at work, it relaxes me!

I have never been able to spell the word “definitely.” I use this word multiple times a day and use talk to text every time.

Calculated all of the doctor’s bonuses for 2024. Realized in 2025 I miscalculated and two are short 5k, but they probably won’t even notice because what’s 5k to them?

I feel like the token black woman in every aspect of my life lol. Like I am gods favorite lil DEI hire. I feel fetishized for being “well spoken” “so intelligent” “best dressed” with “smaller features” at work and on dates. Being the companies first black woman in a department. Being a man’s first black woman he’s been with. An intimate, fetishized trophy prize if you will lol. When does it end?

i get really sad knowing i’m spending a rainy sunday alone while everyone else has their significant other

Hooked up with a guy last night with Hell’s Kitchen on in the background.

Sometimes I wonder how many people have my stories muted on Instagram.

I have yet to fart in front of my husband for 11 years now.

The thought of going back to work tomorrow after 17 days off is so depressing. I just want to be a pilates house wife. This year I'll manifest the shit out of making this happen.

Is it bad that I want my best friend to break up with her boyfriend she hates, and date me?

My friend told me she was ”full send” on becoming an influencer, then started copying my social media presence and buying the same clothes, and posting affiliate links for them. Now I can’t stand to be around her.

I still drunk text. I'm 30.

my boyfriend gave me an orgasm during movie night with his sister right next to us.

Spent 4 weeks convincing my husband to try for a baby. He said yes and now I don’t wanna get off Ozempic.

I started seeing someone new and I’m so barbarically horny all the time because we haven’t hooked up yet. I feel like I’m sweating 24/7.

was supposed to work remotely for the past two weeks but I haven’t opened my laptop since the week before Christmas

Sometimes I feel like there is something wrong with me, every guy just wants to use me for sex when all I want to do is connect with someone. I think I’m a sweet, funny and cool person but i just feel like I’m not seen as special by anyone.

My boyfriend is incredible. He’s kind, stable, emotionally mature, funny, thoughtful, and nothing but green flags. I love him so much! I actually hope he proposes this year. But he’s a 2/10 in bed. And the 2 points are just for being there and being enthusiastic. I can’t tell anyone else and just needed to say it.

a week into 30 and my mom sent me a Barney song she says I sang as a child and I sobbed for an hour on my couch because childhood has never felt further away

Went on a date with someone last night and a glass of wine in, he told me he stole his ex’s baby teeth and gifted them to her as earrings last Christmas.

Broke down and bought a vibrator in my hometown CVS wearing sunglasses and a hat on day 6/10 of staying in my parents’ house.

I spent a week of holiday vacation vaping in my childhood bedroom.

Two weeks off of work and my resting heart rate dropped 20 bpm. That’s healthy, right?

The holidays for my credit cards has been plentiful. I have 3 Amex cards all needing to be paid off soonish. Roughly 50k. Was considering feet pics and reading feedback on Reddit.

I can never believe the “no one is thinking about you or judging you” line because I’m always judging other people.

I purposefully took two weeks off work without leaving a plan for my team to see how they would do without someone holding their hands.

My sister is a horrible person. I don't like her.

I yelled at a stranger and feel bad. I never wanna be mean again.

A married couple propositioned me for a threesome on NYE while I am arguably at peak holiday weight with the palest winter skin. Taking this to mean 2025 will be amazing.

Not sure if I like hiking or if I like saying I went hiking.

Didn’t believe in love at first sight until New Year’s party this year. Turns out she’s my cousin… we’re both 28 and had never met, really big family. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know and pursuit her anyway.

I woke up New Year's Day in a stranger's bed and am choosing to believe that that's a good omen for the year.

My ex blocked me and had all her friends unfollow me within 48 hours of the breakup. Devil works fast but girls work faster.

I heard my CEO talking to another coworker saying I look like “a goddess.”

I had my first alcohol free weekend in years. I feel like I should be proud of myself but I feel pathetic and embarrassed admitting it.

Had a cheeky drunk 3-some with two close friends when we were back home for the holidays. We’ve all been friends for years, but none of us have ever crossed that line before. Now I can’t stop thinking about him, but we could never be a together because I think she secretly loves him. Confessing here because I can’t tell anyone.

I just realized I have a thing for blondes in scrubs.

Hooked up with 6 different people in December cause when it rains, it pours?

I am in $20,000 of credit card debt and I live paycheck to paycheck… I’m scared.

I did dry January last year so I’m feeling exempt this year.

I think I have a crush on my 53 year old neighbor… I’m 32.

I wholeheartedly judge anyone I see wearing hair extensions. The fact I can see your bonds, babe, we can't be friends.

Pretended to be sick (to my spouse) so I could sit on my couch longer looking at my Christmas decorations instead of being productive and organized.

I bring my own wipes to my bfs house b/c I poop more than he does and I can’t let him know how much of a problem it is.

I can’t stop having sex dreams about my senior prom date. I graduated 17 years ago.

I used my vibrator on the couch under the covers today while my fiancé “gamed” in the room next to me, within an eye shot.

I said I was in a different state so I wouldn’t have to go to a birthday dinner.

Pulled a muscle taking a nude to send to someone I’ve never actually met.

Going on a big ski trip with friends tomorrow. I wish my wife would just not ski like some of the other wives.

My mom keeps asking me about the pink rhinestone Apple Watch she sent me in May last year for my birthday. The reason I haven’t worn it is because I sold it when I was in a very desperate financial situation. I don’t have the heart to tell her.

I messaged a guy who has very clearly ghosted me hoping for a different outcome because I’m quite clearly insane.

The unbridled horror of my husband taking my car to work and, upon starting it, my audiosmut starts blasting at him without him being able to figure out how to stop it.

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